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• monster car 1991 - 2010

  December 1, 2010 0 Comments

  It's dead. Finally, it's dead!

  Do you remember my grandmother's 1991 Chevy Cavalier? The one we did all the stupid shit with? The one I crashed half a dozen times? It's dead. Today was it's last day. I'm certainly not going to miss that thing knowing that it was always broken and in a state of coma. At least it will be laid to rest having lived a very interesting life with me for 19 years. It will now be replaced with a 2011 Ford Focus! It's going to be the most awesome thing I own!

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• drunken bowling

  November 20, 2010 1 Comment

  As you all know my life is filled with craziness and this is just another of my crazy moments....

  Last night my cousin Mystic came pounding on my door mooching me to go bowling with her since she had half a dozen free passes. Since I had nothing better to do and I care about her I accepted. I called up a whole bunch of my friends and she called up a whole bunch of hers. And it was off to the bowling alley we went.

  At the local bowling alley on Friday and Saturday nights there's something called Rock & Bowl. The only thing special about it is that on Rock & Bowl nights they put on the disco lights and play us some heavy metal videos similar to Hard Rock Cafe.

  Once we met up there the minors who accompanied my 14-year-old cousin were always keeping a close eye on this mysterious bottle whom they all drank out of one at a time. Going closer to Mystic who was bowling at the time I noticed that she smelled like strong alcohol. I asked her what she drank in the bottle and the reply was VODKA! I asked her friends if I could drink and in the end I drank the whole thing to myself. And that's where the fun began...

  I was drunk as fuck, about to pass out, and I was throwing bowling balls sometimes 4 at a time in other people's alleys. Then the drunk girls joined in and we threw so many balls in the gutter at once that it jammed the whole computer system. We eventually got kicked out but not before making a huge mess with napkins and spilling drinks all over the place.

  Driving back home I flipped my friend's van then went whining to my friend Trevor who patiently calmed me down. This morning I have the biggest hangover in the world, I'm sore in all parts of my body and most of all, there's another party tonight.

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• updates 11/15/10

  November 15, 2010 1 Comment

  The weekend was bittersweet again...

  On Saturday my cousins Dan and Mystic came over and we had loads of fun as usual. You can't go wrong when you have them around! We were supposed to have a family dinner — and we did — but it didn't go exactly as planned though. My mother had bought pizza for all of us to share but before dinner had even started, I ate all of it to myself. Not to mention that I had also eaten two caramel cakes that were for dessert. Well hey, not my loss!

  Yesterday we threw the wildest party in ages. The cousins were still with us so yes it was insane. I got high, passed out and somehow ended up in the attic. I woke up in there this morning and trust me it was freezing! I open the latch to get out but there was no ladder. So I jump and badly injure my foot and part of my leg. After a closer examination of myself I noticed that I have a scar over my right eye and a big fat bruise on my left wrist.

  Now I had to walk home in the freezing rain without any shoes with my injured foot. To resume the weekend in one sentence — it was rotten.

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